Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Oh, if I ran Hollywood.... (Part 1)

Scenario A:
I walk into an office, a very curious executive tells me to pitch my idea.

Here goes:

Everyone has seen Jaws. Everyone has seen Tremors. Very good movies. Very bad sequels.
If the guys who made Fast and the Furious can make a 4th movie that pretends like their terrible sequels never existed so can we. I would take the image of jaws coming out of the water, put it on the poster with the Tremor coming out of the ground toward the house with it's mouth open, and call my new movie JAWSQUAKE! In it, Jaws has found a secret underground waterway and swam into some nuclear radiation. Giving him the ability to also be a mole. He can swim through dirt and earth like it was not even there. He'll then proceed to attack the cast throughout the movie, and in the end. He'll kill everyone.



Post a Comment