Just because those are the stories good people tell you when you're drugged up in a hospital bed, because they care enough to try and cheer you up. :D
Knights, Princesses, and Dragons (Part 1):
A Short story by Bex and Nici:
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Bex Kilgannon,
and she was to be saved by the handsome prince Adam.
And In order to do so, he had to defeat the eeeeevil dragon, Nici.
Now, the evil Nici had many secrets to protect the castle that bex was locked in
...that included a virus.
We should also mention, that as far as dragons go, The Evil Dragon Nici was SUPER attractive.
Oh, that she was! If Bex wasn't so afraid of getting burned, literally, she would holla!
And so our tale begins...